Bulletproof Baby…
Being the parent of a 3-year-old and a 9-month-old, I’m always interested in products that increase their safety.
Imagine my delight when I found bulletproofbaby.net.
With a line of products with every day practicality, such as a full set of Urban Camoflauge, including everything baby might need. Jacket, Boots, Dungarees, and Camo bib. As well as an armored bulletproof stroller.
Then there’s items you’d probably only use once every week or two, such as “my first gas mask“, and “my first D4-55 riot helmet“, baby flak jacket, baby bomb blanket, the perfectly sized ultra-light riot shield, and for those kids who have developed their grip skills to the point they can hold onto a pistol-grip, no S.W.A.T. toddler-in-training would be complete without his or her own toddler taser.
I know what you’re thinking… “They left out the home necessities. Well you’re wrong! Of course they have one of the most important things you could possibly get for your infant, a bulletproof crib.
They stand by their products enough that they even have a video demonstration of the stroller: