The White “Ty” Affair

Ok…$499.00

Get yourself the Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable

Why spend a couple bucks on a regular category 6 patch cable, when you can drop nearly $500 for high-purity copper wire, connector and cable structure designed to thoroughly eliminate adverse affects from vibration, and a rounded plug lever on the connector to prevent bending or breaking?

The product price and description are funny, but the couple hundred reviews on the amazon page are pure gold.  They range from people saying it solved global warming, to bringing them closer to god, and my favorite:

My wife and I have been trying to conceive for almost a decade. We’ve tried every form of therapy, artificial insemination, and some other, more questionable methods. Then I saw this product. The Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable. I just KNEW that it was the answer to our prayers. When they arrived my wife gave me the look of a defeated woman with nothing but a feigned hope. But I had faith!

That night we wrapped ourselves in the Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable and tried one last time for a child. Nine months later our daughter was born. Thank you SO MUCH Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable.

I’m only giving the product a 3-star rating, however. I was hoping for a true heir and I don’t feel like buying a new cable.